Welcome to the first entry in my blog. I intend to amuse and inspire, and also to promote my amusing and inspiring novel girl. Once you and I tire of that, I’ll move on to other topics.
The flyer announcing girl’s publication, complete with anticipate praise is attached below (I think, I’m not so good at this yet). Most authors wait until they receive actual reviews or obtain blurbs from other authors all too ready to exchange favors. What’s the point in that? As the author I know the book better than anyone and can make up my own blurbs.
I plan to submit real reviews in my next blog entry, but for that I need your cooperation my beloved readers. So, buy the book (it will be available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kindle etc. in a few days and is already available from my publisher Second Wind Publishing), read it, enjoy it, savor it, review it on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Goodreads. I promise you won’t be disappointed. But if you are, hey, you’ll have the power of the pen, pan me. It will hurt my feelings but I’ll get over it…maybe.
Yes, I understand some of you will be offended by my humor, and others by the lack of it, but that’s part of the fun. There are plenty of authors out there who offend no one, but if that’s really what you want, save your money and stare at the wall.